Tag: relationships

Lisa: Don’t tie the handles of the wardrobe together!
John: But the door keeps popping open.
Lisa: We won’t be able to get in it.
John: That’s ok, I don’t wear clothes anymore.

John’s worked from home so long, he’s forgotten what normal people wear

Me: You can’t go out in that state! I have standards.
John: So do I; they’re just very low.